i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation
Posted 16 minutes ago
- Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
- Me: *Scrolls past*
Posted 31 minutes ago
THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING
(Source: 4gifs)
Posted 1 hour ago
- Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
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Posted 1 hour ago
- 1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
- 1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
- 1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
- 1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
Posted 1 hour ago
If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point.
You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the elements, different phases of life. And here you are.
You go, motherfucker. You’re awesome.
(Source: askclint)
Posted 1 hour ago
Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
oh my god. This is life changing.
WHAT??
[Steven/22/Virgo] I can admit I'm some what of a headcase,
sometimes my minds craziness controls me other times I control it. I'm not the violent type, unless it by means of protecting what I love. I fall hard but will continue to get back up, even when i'm complaining like a fool. My Willpower, Weed, and Wits are all I will need in this life. Sometimes shrooms. All in all I try to remain in a chill mood. "Thought i'd something more to say." Well enough bout me tho, Tumblr what's up!!! xP
